Tag Archive | choices

Just Like Sex

Last week marked the anniversary of my mom’s death and my first tattoo.  No, I did not rush out to get inked just as her spirit ascended from its earthly home, you brute.  I waited three years to the date.  Then, after my dinner shift ended and my tips were counted, I rushed to the […]

The Baby Mama Dalai Lama

In case you didn’t know, Wikipedia is god.  Not like, in a literal or literary sense.  But, in the sense of a QUICK reference – like a few suspect dudes walking your way in a dark alley or a rabid dog running rampant in your backyard, and you yell, “Oh Lord!  Help me Jesus!” – well, like that.  […]