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Last week I got hit on by a clown. I’m not sure if I should be insulted or flattered. Should I consider it the ultimate high or have I reached a new low? Let me share the circumstances of the compliment. I was wearing a form-fitting sundress and a pair of oversized sunglasses. My hair was flowing free with bouncy […]
In case you didn’t know, Wikipedia is god. Not like, in a literal or literary sense. But, in the sense of a QUICK reference – like a few suspect dudes walking your way in a dark alley or a rabid dog running rampant in your backyard, and you yell, “Oh Lord! Help me Jesus!” – well, like that. […]
I have been pursued at just about any random establishment, professional function or social event you can imagine. I’ve heard some of the most creative “pick-up” lines ever created by men and women. Yet, I am always pleasantly surprised when I am picked up in a grocery store, a mega-store to be more specific. The most […]